Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi says Dame Carol Black wants General Medical Council Top Job . . . As 'Gossipgate' Scandal rocks Scotland !
Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly explained the main reason why Professor Dr Dame Miss Carol M Black MD DBE PRCP FRCP FMedSci MACP secretly unleashed her Rabid Regulatory Rottweilers upon the Poor Junior Scottish Doctor who boldly reduced her formidable professional reputation to a wickedly stenching mass of Royal Scatological Excrement.
Speaking via Satellite Phone from Sunny Continental Europe , Professor Obi said :
" The main reason why Carol Black has still not publicly made any statement concerning the Gossipgate (or Despotgate) Scandal is simply because the very same Madam Black has secretly declared an exceedingly serious interest in being the First Ever Appointed Female President of the General Medical Council.
Any GMC Complaint against her (directly) could therefore permanently ruin her chances of getting such a Top Job - Hence her highly palpable silence over the issue.
That being said . . . (especially if the absolutely irrepressible Carol Black eventually does somehow amazingly pop up as GMC Numero Uno) . . . In my capacity as Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission , I shall ethically relish the kinky little thought of metaphorically engaging in endless head-to-head (Prada or Gucci) Handbag Fights with her - preferably after Office Hours. "