Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi says Majid Ahmad will make an Absolutely Fabulous Medical Doctor . . .
Speaking via Satellite Phone from his Summer Holiday Retreat , an exceedingly overjoyed Dr Obi said :
"The University of Manchester Medical School has (wonderfully) made the very best decision in this case , by eclectically levelling the professional playing field for Ethnic Minorities throughout the United Kingdom.
(Ethnic Minority Doctor-to-be) Majid Ahmad has never ever killed anybody (yet) - and I remain perfectly confident that he will most definitely make an Absolutely Fabulous Medical Doctor ! "