Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | "Why I Still Defend Dr Robert Mugabe" | A Public Response To Lady Valerie Amos ( The Rt Hon Baroness Brondesbury )
I would also like to publicly remind Miss Amos that it was My Very Own Unique Diplomatic Solution to the Zimbabwe Quagmire which was subsequently adopted at so many International Summits on the issue ; despite the fact that Madam Amos was (at the very same time) Cat-Walking around in Killer High-Heeled Shoes and Absolutely Fabulous Designer-Label Outfits (at Considerable UK Taxpayers Expense) . . . with a Massive Commonwealth Entourage in Tow . . . Which (I must very humbly add) was notably doing virtually nothing (at all) to holistically (or adequately) resolve the (then) Zimbabwean Apocalypse.
Finally, I would want to comprehensively advise UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband that my current findings consistently reveal that he really has (more than) a lot to quietly learn in the World of Global Politics . . . So it would be exceeding wise of him to eclectically distance himself from such a Bottomless Diplomatic Liability like Valerie Ann Amos - if ever he ultimately wishes to expediently achieve his Secret Ambition of suavely becoming a Future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
SIGNED : PROFESSOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI FRCAM(DUBLIN)