Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Speedos-gate | Parliamentary Inquiry (2)
Dear Rt Hon Speaker Martin ,
Thank You (so very much) for your amazingly swift reply to my Top-Secret Confidential Memo ; together with it's very detailed comments - especially those relating to the Extreme Political Sensitivity of this matter.
I warmly note the absolutely wonderful fact that you have already had expedient phone contact with both Lord Mandelson and Mr Hague ; since we last corresponded at Dawn.
It is also highly laudable that both Rt Honourable Gentlemen have firmly agreed in principle to publicly meet with both me and the Tabloid Press at 11.55am This Morning , to publicly clarify any outstanding issues in relation to the Speedos-gate Scandal.
For completeness, I am sending you a tiny little photograph of what Speedos actually look like : You should therefore agree that my unrepentant usage of the term Lascivious was certainly not very far off the mark (indeed).
I am also duly attaching an updated Official Photograph of Lord Mandelson for your records ; together with a duplicate copy of the Video Footage which clearly shows William Hague voraciously attacking our hard-working UK Cabinet Business Secretary.
As previously requested , you must fully anonymize the totality of this correspondence and officially file everything under the Top-Secret Heading of Speedos-gate - as I would not want anyone to publicly associate the highly unblemished name of either Joseph Obi or Joseph Chikelue Obi with this Monstrously Insipid Affair.
Do not hesitate to (discreetly) contact me , if ever anything dramatic (or sensational) surprisingly happens before This Morning's Worldwide Media Event .
Sincerely ,
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council
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