Joseph Chikelue Obi | Speedos-gate | UK Parliamentary Inquiry (1)
Dear Sir,
I am writing to you as an Ardent Facebook Fan of the Rt Honourable Lord Peter Mandelson (also affectionately known to Very Handsome Brazilians as 'Mandy').
My attention has been recently drawn to Outrageously Obtuse Statements which were shamelessly made on the Hallowed Floor of Parliament by the Rt Hon Shadow Foreign Secretary William Hague.
You may recall that Mr Hague openly accused Lord Mandelson of Rabidly Unleashing his massive trunk of Speedos (a very trendy kind of Lascivious Male Underwear) and their contents thereof onto a (Gay) Latin American Beach (Possibly Brazilian) . . . while Britain was being viciously pounded by a Horrific Economic Recession.
It now (sadly) appears that such Stereotypical Insinuations and Wacky Comments seem to have been made in exceptionally bad taste - So I would urgently ask that you order an Immediate Parliamentary Investigation into this matter , without any further delay.
You may also wish to fully anonymize this correspondence and officially file this particular complaint under the totally confidential heading of Speedos-gate - as I would not want anyone to publicly associate the highly unblemished name of either Joseph Obi or Joseph Chikelue Obi with this Utterly Scandalous Matter.
I am rushing off to a very important Regulatory Meeting now - but will definitely try to check my eMail Messages Box again , in thereabouts an hour or so.
Do not hesitate to (discreetly) contact me ; if ever I can be of any further assistance.
Best Wishes,
Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council
www.MedicalCouncil.co.uk