General Medical Council (GMC) : US$500,000 CEO Job Alert !
This is a very short note , formally encouraging you to apply for the Job of Chief Executive Officer of the General Medical Council (GMC) , which ultimately comes with an Annual Remuneration Package of thereabouts US$500,000 Per Annum.
We have just received information that the Recently Sacked GMC Chief Executive , Mr Finlay Scott (pictured with an Exceedingly Devilish Grin , on the Top Left) , is desperately trying to unlawfully impose his Loyal Racist Servant and Outrageously Corrupt Deputy , Mr Paul Philip (pictured with an Awfully Constipated Facial Glare , as publicly demonstrated on the Top Right).
* You are therefore advised to remain Totally Vigiliant.
* All Corrupt Irregularities must be reported directly (and immediately) to the Police ; for a full (and proper) investigation.
* Do not waste time complaining to the GMC ; via Sham Recruitment Protocols.
Thank You.
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council (GMC).